Things better than a Lone Star Hog Sweatshirt:
- A&M mailing every Texan $1,000 and a handwritten apology for existing.
- Having a personal Whataburger drive-thru. Actually, a private Whataburger.
- Congress sitting down and saying, "Hey guys, let's be reasonable."
Things softer than a Lone Star Hog Sweatshirt:
- Three black lab puppies climbing on top of you and then falling asleep.
- A luxurious blanket in a warm cabin after being stranded on Mount Everest for 4 days.
- Lady Liberty's handkerchief as she dries the tears from your eyes upon returning from 5 years in a foreign prison for a crime you were framed for.
Things to do in a Lone Star Hog Sweatshirt:
- Netflix, obviously.
- Walk around town or campus, and feel warm and comfy as if you never left the safety of your bed.
- Sit around a campfire while the fresh scent of pine wafts up from the flames and laugh with your close friends as you ponder your wonderful station in life.
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